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Prologue - 1: Lab-16 - 2: Recon - 3: PBJ-Magic - 4: Noah's Arc 5: Math Wheels - 6: Gapwar - 7: Rack'Em - 8: FitTris
The Big Help - Chapter 06 - Gapwar: Triangle Madness Cinderella was looking despondent sitting outside the Photo-Mat booth because her dog had run away from her in the park across the street. I told her to cheer up and she asked me why she should and then she Drew me a picture of her little lost puppy. Just then Barry Moore showed up and told me he had been looking for me Ever After. He then Screamed in my ear "What's your favorite Scary Movie?" as he lit a cigarette and carelessly threw the lit match into a dumpster next to the building. That Barry was a regular Fire Starter and just then some Firemen and EmTs spouting contradictory instructions on how to handle the emergency showed up. If you listened to them long enough you wouldn't be able to tell if they were a Pair of Medics or a Pair of Docs. While all this excitement was happening, Cindy started weeping saying she had Never Been Kissed and if she only had a little money she could at least Phone Home or call-up some Boys on the Side. I wasn't about to give her any money since we Irreconcilably Differed on how she should spend it. Just then her Step-Sister Amy showed up. Her sister was a regular Poison Ivy and a little Gun Crazy too and I knew that Amy was just Fishing for a compliment when she asked if I liked her new dress. Her boyfriend Charlie was with her but he was no Angel either. Yep, Amy was a real Bad Girl but her Eyes sparkled like a Cat trapped Far From Home. Cindy continued crying; Singing a sad song about how she would never have a Wedding of her own. She wailed that she was sick of men and that maybe she should take up the offer from the batboy of the local little league team who told her he wanted to live with her Forever. Unfortunately she was rather cruel towards him and had actually told him, "Come back when you're a Batman, you little batboy.". Just then her dog came bounding up into her lap, just as the lady in the booth handed me an envelope to give to Cindy. She was already smiling and I was Green with envy at the guy who might end up with her one day. She could end up with any Tom, Dick or Harry and I'd still end up being an ordinary Joe. I handed her the envelope and then walked away from the group. I couldn't help but have a satisfied smirk on my face. I was right once again. Whenever Cindy was said, I always told her...."Cheer up.....Someday your Prints will come". |
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